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May 31, 2008

Another reason to like Condi Rice

She is a fan of KISS.

The Kiss Army fan club has an enthusiastic new recruit: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

Rice was in the Swedish capital Thursday for an international conference on Iraq. Kiss had a sold-out concert to play Friday.

"I was thrilled," Rice said of her late-night encounter with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer in the executive lounge of the Sheraton Hotel where they signed autographs and handed out backstage passes and T-shirts to her staff.

 I would Rock'n' Roll All Night with Condi.

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"Hillary math"

Denver Post cartoon - Ed Keefe

The only way Hillary can win the Democratic nomination is by using imaginary numbers.

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"You want 'change?' Start here"

Denver Post column - David Harsanyi

Harsanyi is my favorite local columnist by far. I got the chance to meet him at the Libertarian National convention last weekend, and bought an autographed copy of his book "Nanny State." I recommend the book. (Harsanyi is not a Libertarian, but he is libertarian.)

In this column, he discusses Obama's recent Denver appearance where he discussed education.

Obama has peddled a tired canard linking education failure to lack of funding. Nothing about obstructive unions? Nothing about increased teacher accountability? I wonder why.

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"In one-party districts, primaries are all-important"

Denver Post column - Bob Ewegen

Really?

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"A setback for state tax freeze"

Denver Post editorial

The Post laments Denver District Court Judge Christina Habbas' decision finding a state tax increase unconstitutional. Of course they do.

The Post's use of double-speak would put Orwell to shame. The Post refers to the tax increase as a "tax freeze."  I know, it's impossible to explain.

Lewis Carroll would be impressed with this absolute nonsense: "The governor intended money from the freeze to go into the state education fund to help at-risk kids attend preschool and full-day kindergarten."

Look at that sentence. Somehow, the governor expected to raise money from a tax freeze.

And night is day, black is white, and the Rockies are a good baseball team.

I don't mind the Post being misguided and wrong, but when they start calling tax inreases tax freezes, that is just dishonest. 

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"Space Aliens in Denver"

Rocky Mountain News cartoon - Ed Stein

What kind of self-respecting space alien would want to live in Denver?

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"An impossible exercise"

Rocky Mountain News column - Paul Campos

The Rocky's resident wacky liberal responds to a column by the Rocky's resident wacky conservative, Mike Rosen.

Campos takes Rosen to task for his claim that only liberal judges are "activists." Campos says, no, in fact conservative judges can be "activists," too.

Campos assertion is correct, but his concusion is not. He thinks that since everybody does it, it's okay.

The correct conclusion is that judges should never attempt to achieve a desired result. They should apply the law in a good faith, honest manner, regardless of the result. If a result is "bad," it is up to the legislative branch - or the voters - to change it.

That is a crucial part of the "checks and balances" of our constitutional republic.

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"Obama right and wrong"

Rocky Mountain News Column - Vincent Carroll

Obama's collectivist outlook fails to acknowledge that business and commerce are important to society.

And that is frightening.

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"Slimy Senate showoffs"

Rocky Mountsin News column - Mike Rosen

Rosen generally bats about .500 in his columns. Today, he gets all of it and scores:

Last week, five executives from the nation's biggest oil companies were paraded before the Senate Judiciary Committee and harangued by hypocritical political exhibitionists whose shameless theatrics were exceeded only by their manifest ignorance of basic economics.

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"Dailies shrug off Libertarian confab"

Rocky Mountain News column - Dave Kopel

Kopel points out the alternative and new media that did a good job of covering the third largest political party in the United States' Denver convention and chastizes the two major dailies for their lack of coverage.

Ever wonder why daily newspapers are dying? They can't (or don't) provide the coverage the internet can. Daily newspapers certainly can't provide the up to the minute coverage of the internet.

Once upon a time, the Rocky Mountains had hearty Mountain Men trapping and hunting for a living. Time moved on, and the mountain men died off. They were replaced by farmers, ranchers and textile mills.

Daily newspapers are on their way to being replaced by electronic media.

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"Heed voters on pot"

Rocky Mountain News editorial

The vote this week by Denver's Marijuana Policy Review Panel urging the city to stop convicting adults for simple marijuana possession reinforces the message voters have twice sent to local officials. It's a message law enforcement should heed.

The people of Denver have made it clear they do not want their limited law enforcement resources used to prosecute simple marijuana possession.

The people of Denver are smart. Now, if we can only get the DA's office to join in, Denver would be a better place to live.

If Denver DA Mitch Morrissey fails to change his office policy, he needs to be replaced by someone that will.

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"Stunning rebuke for state leaders"

Rocky Mountan News editorial

Major props to the Independence Institute for spearheading the lawsuit against an illegal tax hike.

Even bigger props to Denver District Court Judge Christina Habas for having the courage and honesty to actually apply the law.

 

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May 30, 2008

"Despite high costs, don't sell the ethanol farm yet"

Denver Post editorial

The Post continues its love affair with government subsidies, even when they are demonstrated failures like ethanol.

The Post believes that somewhere out there exists just the right combination of subsidies that will make our energy problems go away. We just have to let the government figure out what that perfect combination is.

The Post urges our patience while we munch on $10 ears of corn, because the ethanol subsidies are "generating new industry in Colorado."

That, my friends, is simply short sighted. It is impossible to micromanage the economy without creating unforeseen negative consequences.

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"Voter database taking too long"

Denver Post editorial

"It's troubling that after years and millions of dollars, the state still hasn't put the finishing touches on a reliable statewide voter database. "

"The cost of this system is now pegged at almost $13 million and it's more than two years late in being implemented."

"The state missed a 2006 deadline for having such a database. The state since has hired a new contractor and more consultants and spent more money to get the thing up and running. "

The Post calls out the state government for waste, sloth and ineffeciency. Yet, the Post rarely fails to look to the government for answers.

Let's take the same guys in charge of this database debacle and let them run health care.

At what point does even the most diehard socialist realize that government is rarely the answer? How much waste does it take?

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May 29, 2008

How to be mildly annoying

Send every single one of your emails from Outlook marked "Important!"

Yes, I know someone that does that.

If every email you send is marked "Important!," none of them are important.

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"Contract clashes"

Rocky Mountain News editorial

Like the Post, the Rocky points out the futility of some DPS' teachers refusing to work Tuesday in protest of stalled union contract talks.

The appropriate public response: "disgust."

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"Response to DPS offer is sickening"

Denver Post Editorial

The Denver teachers' union is glad to take the money offered by the district, but they don't want it tied to merit. They just want the money.

Many Denver Public School teachers had a "sick-out" Tuesday. The Post points out that the ineffectiveness and absurdity of the move.

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May 28, 2008

On the bright side

Rocky Mountain News Editorial

The Rocky celebrates NASA's new research station on Mars.

How much tax money was spent on that little project? They don't say, but I know the answer: Too much.

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"West might be where it's won"

Denver Post Editorial

The Post says Colorado is an important state on the road to the White House. It fails to mention that Colorado has only nine electoral votes.

Those are important, no doubt, but Colorado will never be as important as the big states.

Even if you only count the "swing states," Colorado has fewer electors than Florida (27), Pennsylvania (21), Ohio (20), Michigan (17), North Carolina (15) and others.

Colorado is important, but the Post oversells it a bit.

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May 27, 2008

"OPEC in the dock?"

Rocky Mountain News editorial

The Rocky opposes a bill passed by the U.S. House last week. It "would allow the U.S. attorney general to sue OPEC under the Sherman antitrust act. The 'No Oil Producing and Exporting Cartels Act of 2008,' aka NOPEC."

The acronym is too cute by half, and the bill itself is just pandering.

Even if the U.S. were to sue OPEC and win, what effective enforcement provision do we have? OPEC would ignore any judgment. Then the U.S. could attach the assets of OPEC members. OPEC would retaliate.

I bet dimes to a Danish pastry that the retaliation would not result in lower prices at the pump.

One of the many lessons I have learned from playing poker is to never get into a game you can't win.

The U.S. can't win a legal battle with OPEC.

 

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"New farm bill helps Colorado"

Denver Post Editorial

The Post supports micromanaging the economy from D.C. with tweaks to subsidies and taxes to achieve desired political ends.

Even if the feds had legitimate reason to tweak the economy for political ends (which they do not), how many times do they have to screw it up before they realize that it doesn't work?

Ethanol subsidies? Failure. Food prices have skyrocketted, affecting poor people most.

Yacht tax "on the rich?" Failure. Factories closed down, putting working people out on the street.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

The free market is not perfect. Politicians attempting to make it perfect make it worse.

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May 26, 2008

Bob Barr and the Libertarian Party

Bob Barr is the Libertarian Party nominee for President of the United States

Some members of the party are less than enthusiastic about his nomination.

I am enthusiastic, and I hope to turn some of the unenthusiastic into converts.

Barr himself claims to be a convert.

He converted from a big government Republican to Libertarian.

Most of the unenthusiastic are doubtful about the sincerity of Barr’s conversion. I understand that.

That is certainly a legitimate concern. I shared it. But I have chosen to believe in Barr. Perhaps I am naïve. Perhaps I have been duped. I don’t think so.

I ask the unenthusiastic to believe, too.

The Concerns

Let’s address the primary concerns about Barr, and I think that dividing his positions pre-conversion and post-conversion is critical. I took part in a Rocky Mountain News online chat to ask Barr some questions about his prior positions and his current ones. Let us look at his answers:

1. Pre-conversion: Barr supported the Defense of Marriage Act.

Post-conversion: “I believe each state should be free to establish its own definition of marriage, and the DOMA protects the right of each state to do that.  I would consider repealing that portion of DOMA that establishes a federal definition of marriage.”

2. Pre-conversion: Barr supported the Patriotic Act.

Post-convesion: “My vote in favor of the PATRIOT Act was probably the worst vote I cast in the Congress.  Without going into the many reasons I did vote for it, I have spent the last 5 years since leaving Congress, working to undo the damage it has wrought.  I believe it should be repealed and would work to that end as President.”

3. Pre-conversion: Barr’s PAC donated money to Republican candidates even when they had Libertarian opposition. Specifically, his PAC gave money to National LP Chair William Redpath’s Republican opponent, Jim Gilmore

Post-conversion:  “The PAC contribution to Jim Gilmore predated Bill's entry into the race, and I am giving Bill a contribution for his candidacy today.”

I spoke with Redpath, and he confirmed that Barr followed through on his promise, and that the check was bigger than the one Gilmore received. And of course, Barr gave a nomination speech for Redpath’s nomination for reelection as national LP chair. If Redpath and Barr are cool on this issue, so am I.

4.  Pre-conversion: Barr was a drug warrior.

Post-conversion: "Regarding the drug war, I've been there, done that, and know first-hand our current strategy is not working. Continuing to have the Federal Government run roughshod over the states, even if the citizens of a state decide they wish to legalize medicinal marijuana, for example, is wrong. As President I would completely re-orient federal law enforcement priorities, that currently are skewed far too much against marijuana possession, and would consider all - and I do mean all - options."

 

Finally, as to some calling Barr a “neo-con,” either before or after his nomination, that simply shows a misunderstanding of the word.  And if there is any question about Barr’s position on the Iraq War, here is his answer from the online chat:

 

“As President, I would begin immediately to significantly reduce the US economic and military footprint in Iraq.  We should not be occupying Iraq or any other nation. So long as American taxpayers are footing the bill for propping up the Iraqi economy, political system, and security apparatus, there's no incentive at all for Iraq to assume responsibility for its own affairs. Similarly, it is not appropriate for the US military to maintain a massive presence in Afghanistan.  I would not make a blanket statement that there should be no US troops anywhere in the world, but the stationing of major US forces in countries around the world is not appropriate or necessary.”

The Road to Redemption

Like Saul on the road to Damascus, conversions can and do happen. Somewhere along the line, Barr became a believer. Even the unenthusiastic should welcome him, give him a chance, and lets get even more converts into our party.

Don’t dwell on his past. Emphasize the present. Emphasize his conversion, not his troubled past. Use his conversion as a tool to get more converts.

Like former gang members that tell teenagers to avoid gangs, Barr can tell of the dangers of his former gang, the Demopublicans. He was there. He was in the gang. Now he has left the gang and seen the error of his ways.

Like fervent anti-smoking zealots that use to smoke three packs a day, Bob Barr used to partake of the poison inherent in the Demopublican Party.

He quit. Now he is in an ideal position to spread the gospel of liberty.

Let us help him.

We have a great opportunity: More press, more voters, more people interested in what the hell the Libertarian Party is. And when they ask what the LP is, we can either tell them how much we hate what Barr did in the past, or we can tell them why he joined us and why they should too.

I think the choice is easy.

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Rocky Mountain News Editorial

Recovering a holiday

The Rocky asks us to remember our fallen soldiers. And they manage to do it without asking for the government to subsidize "alternative" fuels like the Post does.

"... those who remain faithful to the meaning of Memorial Day are not asking a lot - indeed, they are asking what is rightfully due - when they suggest all of us should pause this weekend, and especially today, to honor and reflect on the over 43 million who have served in our military in a long distinguished line going back to the American Revolution - and to the more than 1 million who have died in that service."

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Denver Post Editorial

Memorial Day's real meaning

"Yet 2008 is a very good year to return to the original meaning of Memorial Day — and to not only honor those men and women who have fallen in the service of our country, but to ask how we can reduce the risks of still more Americans dying in future wars. "

Amen. General statements are easy to agree with. The spooky part is in the specifics.

"America needs to redouble its efforts to develop domestic sources of power like nuclear power, solar and wind energy and renewable fuels like cellulosic ethanol. "

The problem is that by "American" the Post means "the federal government." And by "redouble" it means subsidizing projects that don't make money and are therefore doomed to fail.

America is not the federal government. America is you and me. And the best thing the federal government can do is get out of our way.

So, on this Memorial Day, I say "God Bless America."

And by America, I mean you and me.

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May 25, 2008

Random Country Music Lyric o' the Day

I woke up Sunday mornin' with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

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Denver Post Colorado Voices - Eric Sandstrom

I'm not chopped liver

 A story about an encounter with a mountain lion turns into a lesson on customer service.

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Denver Post Editorial

America is richer for Ted Kennedy's service

The Post writes an early draft for the Senator from Massachusetts' obituary. Newspapers do this all the time, but The Post actually published this one.

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Denver Post Editorial

Finally, decision is near for Roan

That the Post is in favor at all of drilling for naturual gas in Colorado is surprising, but welcome.

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May 24, 2008

BlueCarp back on the Zinna Show

Last night, I was on Mike Zinna's radio show again.

I was joined by Outright Libertarian board member Brian Miller and fellow Colorado Libertarian Seth Anthony to discuss the Libertarian position on homosexual rights.

Outright Libertarians is the political equivalent of the Log Cabin Republicans, a group within the party that supports homosexual causes. Since Miller is part of that group, he is the focus of the show.

I basically tagged along because I knew where the studio was. Check it out.

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Rocky Mountain News Editorial

An unprecedented offer for teachers

Denver Public Schools is offering lots of new money to its teachers. The teachers' union will take the extra money, that is not a problem.

DPS wants the raises to be tied to performance. The union just wants everyone to get the money, regardless of performance.

You know, like in the real world.

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Denver Post Opinion - David Harsanyi

Blame senators, not oil execs

Once again, Harsanyi nails it. The government is more responsible for the high price of gas than private industry, and Harsanyi explains why.

The federal government puts up impediments to domestic production of oil  and domestic refineries. The feds get more taxes out of a gallon of gas than oil companies get profit. The feds hamper domestic production of cheaper energy alternatives (nuclear power).

Then they get indignant about gas prices.  

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Denver Post Cartoon - Mike Keefe

Airline dissatisfaction

Keefe mocks United's decision to charge passengers $15 extra for checking baggage.

I am no marketing guru, but United handled this all wrong. No one understands how airlines price tickets anyway. A $15 change in a ticket from day to day is something everyone is used to seeing. Just check out Travelocity and watch how prices change and vary from airline to airline.

United should have just added $15 to every ticket across the board, then announced that they would give any flyer that did not need to check a bag a $15 discount.

Voila! They come across as good guys, even though the effect on pricing is the same.

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Denver Post Guest Commentary - Tom Minnery

Proposed ant-bias would open a Pandora's box

Minnery, senior vice president of government and public policy for Focus on the Family Action, has some issues with "growing clamor from the left to end all discrimination, for all reasons, in all places."

A bill waiting for Governor Ritter's approval or veto has his particular ire. It would attempt to ban discrimination based on "sexual orientation" in the state.

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Denver Post Editorial

Noble response to tornado peril

The Post recounts how people responded to a serious tornado in northern Colorado. 

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May 23, 2008

Denver Post Editorial

Winds of change benefit economy

The Post likes Governor Ritter's "economic efforts."

Some are laudable, like repealing some business taxes and simplifying the corporate tax structure.

Others are not:

"Ritter also noted two bills signed earlier this year. One provides $26.5 million over five years to help develop the bioscience industry in Colorado. The other targets $3.5 million from the Clean Energy Fund for energy projects over the next year."

Call it what you want, but that is corporate welfare. Public money to develope industry is a boondoggle and a fraud.

Don't tax corporations. Don't subsidize them. That's simple. It allows corporate innovation and leaves the risk where it belongs: on the entrepeneur, not on the taxpayer.

 

Hey, brother, could you spare a currency change?

The Post weighs in on a recent federal court decision holding that United States currency discriminates against the blind. The blind can not tell a $1 bill from a $100 bill. All bills are the same size and shape.

If the decision stands, bills will have to be printed that can be distingished by feel. Many countries already do this, but I'm not sure if the European economy is as dependent on vending machines as ours is.

In the future the issue will be moot. All business will be transacted by swiping a card, or by the chip inserted in our heads when we are born so the government can track us.

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Rocky Mountain News Editorials

No shortage of talent

The Rcoky looks back over 18 years of Colorado term limits, and likes it. No one is irreplaceable. And most politicians certainly are replaceable.

 

Sarkozy's ill-advised retreat on work week

The French President had promised to get rid of the law that capped his country's work week at 35 hours. He could not overcome the political force against his proposal.

As the Rocky points out,

The 35-hour week, down from 39 hours, was enacted 10 years ago by a socialist government as a way to increase employment. It didn't work.

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It also had the perverse incentive of encouraging France's innovative young startups to move to England or Ireland to get out from under the workweek limit and other restrictive labor laws.

When lawmakers try to legislate against market forces, market forces compensate. Rarely, if ever, does anti-market legislation succeed, and it always has consequences. Rarely, if ever, are these consequences considered when the legislation is passed.

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May 22, 2008

Social Graces?

As a major offender of the social graces, (some might deign to call me "obnoxious" on occasion), I am far from an expert on how to behave in public.

The Pop Candy reader of the day caught my attention today for that very reason.

He relates an anecdote about how he met an actor, David Cross:

I met him at a Braves game and he was sitting in my section. I went up to him, and he answered all my questions about Arrested Development. I bought him and his friends a round of drinks to show thanks. He was very patient with me and nice.

If you ever catch yourself thinking that someone is being "very patient" with you, it is probably time to move back to your seat.

I'm just sayin'.

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Rocky Mountan News Editorial

At least the FBI could recognize abuse

The FBI refused to take part in "interrogations" of detainees carried out by the CIA and the military.

The FBI's former head of counterterrorism, Pasquale D'Amuro, told The Wall Street Journal, "I honestly don't believe these techniques were effective. And, frankly, I thought it was an embarrassment for our country to be engaged in this type of activity."

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Rocky Mountain News Editorial

Unfair offers

The Rocky is in favor of a proposal to put a floor on prices the govenment has to pay for property when it uses imminent domain.

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Denver Post Sports - Woody Paige

Mailbag: Ode on a Greeley yearn

This is what Woody does best: mailbags.

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Denver Post Sports - Terry Frei

Nuggets' best move: Keep Anthony, A.I.

Frei says keep the gang together.

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Denver Post Cartoon - Mike Keefe

Trail blazer Hillary

Hillary scorches the earth.

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Denver Post Viewpoint - David Ignatius

Analyzing future scenarios of global terrorism

The Washington Post writer sat down with analysts who study threats to America.

There is some good news:

On the positive side, the NCTC analysts note that many Muslims around the world are turning away from al-Qaeda, in part because of their revulsion at its tactics and its gruesome record of killing Muslims. This rejection is evident even within the Salafist networks of very traditional Muslims, which provided Osama bin Laden's early recruits.

"The Salafist community has become very pragmatic," explains one of the analysts, to the point that some sheiks have blessed cooperation with Western law enforcement against terrorist groups.

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Denver Post Column - John Sweeney and Mike Cerbo

Who has your health at heart?

All you really need to know about this article can be found at the bottom, where the authors's jobs are listed: "John Sweeney is national president of the AFL-CIO. Mike Cerbo is executive director of the Colorado AFL-CIO."

It would almost be disappointing if labor execs weren't in favor of more government regulations on business.

They do not disappoint.

They are unabashedly anti-free market:

"For working families, the choice is obvious. The AFL-CIO recently conducted a survey of more than 26,000 Americans, providing strong evidence that the free market is not working. "

You have to love the gall of quoting their own study. Beyond that, the free market has not been given to chance to work. State and federal regulations hamper consumer choice. The correct path is to get rid of the existing insurance regulations, not add more of them.

The authors ask, "Will we as a country ensure that health care is affordable and available to everyone in America, or won't we? That's the debate."

Once that debate is resolved, they can debate if unicorns or jackalopes are cooler. The question  assumes we live in a fairytale land.

To "ensure health care is affordable and available to everyone in America" is to beg the question "Who is going to pay for it?"

To the labor leaders, the answer is "the government and business."

Without analyzing the cost of that answer to the economy in general, that's not an acceptable answer.

And I prefer jackalopes.

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Denver Post Column - Gail Schoettler

Curses! What our kids hear

Don't curse, damn it.

Seriously, if you can't help yourself from using foul language, just please do it quietly. Preferably in private.

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Denver Post Editorial

Candidates and delegates have arrived for a party

The Post gives some props the the third largest political party in the United States.

"Whatever the outcome, Denver should welcome this collective (if they'll pardon the word) that offers voters an alternative to the two major political parties."

I am a delegate at the Libertarian National Convention, and I am sure I will have quite the learning experience. I'll pass on my knowledge right here.

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Denver Post Editorial

China's efforts are a good start

 China is slightly less evil now than they have been.

 

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Denver Post Article

Libertarians my enliven the election

ThePost talks about the Libertarian Party's national convention going on this weekend in Denver. I'll be there, and will provide updates right here on BlueCarp.

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May 21, 2008

"Tort Reform" and Rocky Flats

Serving as the Legislative Director for the Libertarian Party of Colorado gives me a great excuse to attend social events. (Not that I need an excuse, but it sounds good.)

I attend events sponsored by other organizations that share libertarian beliefs, and get to meet people with lots of varying ideas about what constitutes "limited government."

Recently, I have met some great folks that are heavy believers in "tort reform." In other words, they are sympathetic to insurance companies that don't like paying for the negligence of their insureds. (I have nothing personal against these people. Heck, I even get along with some Duke University graduates, so I can get along with anyone).

I am a trial lawyer, so take my thoughts with some sodium chloride. But I also worked for law firms that defended insurance companies for eight years, so I have some knowledge of how they work, especially when it comes to defending lawsuits.

First, the overall "danger" of runaway juries is very much exaggerated. Everyone has heard of the McDonald's coffee case. This is held up by "tort reformers" as a classic case of why "runaway juries" need to be held back by legislative action. In other words, legislators sitting in a capitol building somewhere know better than a jury sitting in a courtroom hearing the evidence about any given case.

And do you know how much the plaintiff got in that McDonald's case? No, you don't, because the parties settled it, after trial, for a confidential amount. But you should know that the plaintiff offered to settle the matter before trial for $20,000. The insurance company said "no.' They took their chances with a jury and lost. Then they complained about a runaway jury.

In the sports world, we call that "whining."

You can read more about the facts of McDonald's coffee case here. You might be surprised.

 As far as I am concerned, the insurance companies can achieve tort reform entirely by themselves: Hire better defense lawyers.

Insurance companies don't pay high end lawyer rates. Banking, business, corporate and other "white glove" lawyers get paid hundreds and hundreds (and hundreds) of dollars an hour. Insurance defense lawyers are commodites. The insurance companies don't pay "white glove" rates. Far from it. They give their business to low bidding law firms that must agree to the insurance company rates and policies, then they audit defense lawyers' bills, cut them, and usually pay 30 or 60 days out after the bills have been approved.

Some insurance companies even insist on paying a flat rate per case, no matter how many hours the defense firm spends on it. You might imagine that if better clients come along, these defense firms don't keep taking this business. But another firm will.

When you shop for price and price only, you usually end up with something cheap. (Not always, mind you. I know some great insurance defense lawyers.)

An article about the Rocky Flats contamination case got me thinking about "tort reform" this afternoon.  A federal district judge upheld a $350 million verdict against the operators of nuclear plant in favor of some 15,000 property owner plaintiffs.

According to the RMN article "Lawyers for Rockwell and Dow contended that a harmless, minuscule amount of plutonium escaped from the plant."

Well, it was the lawyers' job to convince the jury of that. They failed.

This is where "tort reformers" start disparaging juries. When they can't win on the facts, "tort reformers" start arguing that juries are stupid, emotional wrecks just dying to punish big corporations for doing nothing.

In my experience that just isn't true.

Even if it is true, the defense lawyers get a say in the jury selection process. They get the exact same say that the plaintiffs' lawyers get. Again, if the defense attorneys allow such stupid, emotional ninnies on the jury, it is their fault.

I am firm believer in the jury system, and any attempt to take power away from a jury is unnecessary. Hell, it is un-American.

"Tort reformers" don't need legislation reigning in juries, they need better lawyers. And they need a crying towel.

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Voice Mail

Voice mail is no longer a new technology. Nevertheless, most voice mail menus treat us like we are unfrozen cavemen lawyers

"At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished, you may hangup."

Is that really necessary? Don't we know this? Or are we still frightened and confused by the computerized yet soothing little person talking to us from the little box with numbers on it?

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Rocky Mountain News Sports - Bernie Lincicome

Marsh-Melo still has chance to be s'more

The headline writer is funnier than the columnist.

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Rocky Mountain News Cartoon - Ed Stein

Straight Talk

Stein busts on John McCain.

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Rocky Mountain News Column - Paul Campos

A $10,000 'obesity' challenge

Campos is worked up by a Washington Post series about obesity.

Among other things, Campos says the WP is engaging "in hysterical fearmongering while committing egregious journalistic malpractice."

His accusations against the WP:

First, string together a long series of alarmist claims, backed by a bunch of random and unverifiable anecdotes. Garnish this with a smattering of misleading and context-free statistics.

Second, treat data-free assumptions and speculations as if they actually constituted well-established facts, not contested by any reasonable person.

Third, make sure to throw in lots of stuff about how all sorts of spectacular catastrophes are "expected" to take place in the conveniently distant future.

Fourth, and most important, hoodwink your readers into believing that a highly controversial issue isn't controversial at all, by ignoring the many experts on the issue who disagree completely with the basic thesis of your story.

It is amusing that Campos fails to see that all of his accusations apply equally to the "global warming" cabal.

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Rocky Mountain News Column - Vincent Carroll

Homegrown folly

The Democratic National Convention insists that "70 percent or more of ingredients by precooked weight are certified organic and/or grown/raised in Colorado" or the food can't be served at the convention.

Carroll sums it up nicely:

"Check the calendar, convention planners. This is the 21st century, not the early Middle Ages, and if our plates are laden with the wares of three, four, five or even six continents - organic or not - it is a sign of our world coming together, not a culinary badge of shame."

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Rocky Mountain News - Editorial

Little by little, China opens up - and matures

The Rocky is glad to see China loosen up in its response to a serious earthquake.

"Private organizations are banned or discouraged, but private relief groups have sprung up outside official channels to deliver aid to the afflicted region. The outpouring of generosity seems to have astonished even the Chinese themselves."

The same thought might be applicable to our own government's response to Katrina. FEMA refused to allow Wal-Mart trucks loaded with supplies into New Orleans.

Perhaps the U.S. can learn a lesson about privatization from communist China: The private sector responds quicker and more efficiently than the government.

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Rocky Mountain News - Editorial

A second look: State's college stipends still make sense, but need a review

The Rocky continues it's hard hitting editorial tradition of calling for a study.

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Denver Post Sports - Woody Paige

Hey, from what I saw, Broncos look just super

"The Broncos looked sensational on the second day of Quarterback Camp at Dove Valley. Based on what I saw, I think they'll win 11 games.

Caveat: What I saw was players walking around, but they sure looked sensational doing it."

Woody is actually funny today. Then again, I'm comparing him to Bernie Lincicome.

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Denver Post Sports - Jim Armstrong

Spygate a scandal? Yawner is more like it.

Yep.

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Denver Post Cartoon - Mike Keefe

New GI Bill

Keefe continues to bash G.W. Bush.

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Denver Post Column - Ed Qullen

Profiles in political cowardice

Ed, a hardcore Democrat, takes his party to the woodshed for failing to pass an increase in vehicle registration fees.

The Democrats control both houses of the Colorado legislature. They can pass any bill they want. They decided not to increase the fees on vehicle registration because because they were afraid the Republicans then would use the fee increase against them in the upcoming elections.

That's fine so far. The Democrats made a political decision. But then the Democrats blamed the Republicans for not passing the fee increase.

That's Alice in Wonderland absurd.

Ed points out the hypocrisy of his party.

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Denver Post Editorial

Without resources, FDA can't protect consumers

The Post is in favor of expanding the federal budget. Of course, they make no mention of where the extra funds should come from. That doesn't matter to the Post.

If a government program can expand, it should. Who is going to pay for it? Who cares?

Not the Post.

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Denver Post Editorial

Necessary cuts in RTD service

The Post, even when it is right, can find a way to make itself look foolish.

The Regional Transportaton District runs mass transit in the Denver metro area. Some bus routes are busy. Some are not busy at all. It only makes sense to do away with the underperforming routes, or at least cut service on them, so resources can be used where they are needed.

The Post agrees, but still laments the loss of routes that aren't being used.

"The service trims on under-performing lines recommended Tuesday night will reduce annual expenses about $4 million without undercutting RTD's booming commuter service. They have to be regarded as prudent, albeit unfortunate, steps."

Unfortunate? Cuttng routes that are being used is not unfortunate. Apparently the Post wishes RTD had enough money to subsidize useless bus routes. That tells you a lot about the Post's position on spending public money.

They are for it, even if it is useles..

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May 20, 2008

"Retired?"

ESPN.com reports that Mike Piazza, "one of [the] greatest hitting catchers in MLB history," has officially retired.

"To retire" means "to withdraw from one's position or occupation."

Piazza has not played baseball since last year. Can one really retire when one does not have a job?

Hasn't he really just announced he's no longer looking for work?

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Absurd Lawyer Comment o' the Day

According to ESPN.com, former NBA referee Tim Donaghy plead "guilty last August to felony charges for taking cash payoffs from gamblers and betting on games he officiated."

He was fixing games.

His sentencing is pending. His lawyer, John F. Lauro, is trying to get him probation. According to ESPN:

"[T]he attorney suggested that the NBA might have "pressured" the [U. S.] attorney's office "into shutting down this prosecution to avoid the disclosure of information unrelated to Tim's conduct."

That's absurd.

The U. S. Attorney's office is not subject to outside, private pressure. If the U.S. Attorney's office could convict other game fixers they would not stop investigating because the NBA "pressured" them.

 John F. Lauro wins BlueCarp's "Absurd Lawyer Comment o' the Day."

Congratulations.

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Rocky Mountain News Sports Cartoon - Drew Litton

The moose gets juiced (or Now For Something Completely Different)

Drew Litton gets animated. This is the first of Drew's plans to do sports animation. This one is kind of a beta version, it has nothing to do with sports.

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Rocky Mountain News Editorial

Sideswiped on shale

Congress keeps the brakes on domestic production of oil. It Congress really want to do something to affect the long term supply of oil for the United States, it would allow the production of shale oil, among other things. Congress doesn't really want to do anything.

Lip service is much easier.

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Denver Post Cartoon - Mike Keefe

Acid rain forecast

The Post goes retro, publishing a Keefe cartoon from July 31, 1984.

The cartoon warns of the dangers of acid rain, and shows a fisherman in a stream of acid.

This is a great example of how the environmentalist scare tactics did not come to fruition. How often do you hear about acid rain these days? None. Because the latest enviro bogey-man is global warming. Before that it was over-population. Before that it was global cooling.

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Denver Post Column - David Harsanyi

Judicial activism won't benefit gay marriage

Harsanyi is correct again.

The propenents of gay marriage would be better served in the long run by changing the law through the democratic process, not by judicial fiat.

Remember that no matter the issue and no matter one's position on that issue, Supreme Court Justices are supposed to interpret the law, not decide policy. Voters and legislatures write laws and decide policy.

When courts mangle judicial interpretation to achieve a desired result, the rule of law and democracy both lose.

Harsanyi points out

Now that the court has struck down a statute, almost certainly, Californians will be voting on a constitutional amendment to define marriage as being between a man and a woman this November. (The California Defense of Marriage Act passed by more than 60 percent in 2000.)

As one justice wrote in dissent, "California statutes already recognize same-sex unions and grant them all the substantive legal rights this state can bestow. If there is to be a further sea change in the social and legal understanding of marriage itself, that evolution should occur by similar democratic means."

 

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Denver Post Editorial

Still waiting on judicial choices

The Post weighs in on the three federal judge vacancies in Colorado. Everyone agrees that the President and Congress should move on getting these vacancies filled.

Then what's the problem?

"We surely hope that someone in Washington is thinking beyond politics and is concerned about the negative effects on the administration of justice in Colorado."

They are not.

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May 19, 2008

Rocky Mountain News Sports - Dave Kreiger

Rockies taking care of little things

The secret to the Rockies' season is found in Ryan Spilborghs' beard. 

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Rocky Mountain News Sports - Bernie Lincicome

These things, we know

Schleprock gives us a series of one-liners. He demonstrates that writing funny one-liners is very difficult. Or at least difficult for him.

I give you this bon mot: "All the wisdom you ever need can be found on cocktail napkins."

Thanks, Bernie. 

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Rocky Mountain News Speakout - John P. Ritter

Campos colors truth

John P. Ritter (he must use his middle initial to distinguish himself from the former star of "Three's Company),  calls out Campos for, well, distorting the truth.

Campos' recent column, "Our ingrained racism," discussed "code words" for different races.

Ritter points out that Campos' "code words" aren't code words at all. Except perhaps for somebody looking for racism where it doesn't exist.

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Rocky Mountain News Editorial

Keeping his promise

The Rocky supports Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper's follow through on his promise to find money for all Cole Middle School students to attend college, if they get accepted.

The controversy involves undocumented foreign students, or, as some might call them, illegal aliens.

Since Hickenlooper is raising private money to assist in fulfiling his promise, who cares?  

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Denver Post Sports - Woody Paige

Mom steps up to the plate

Woody takes his 81 year old mother to her first major league baseball game. And the Rockies win. 

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Denver Post Guest Commentary - Linda King

Disasters and little surrenders

Not so much a commentary as a first person account of her rental house being used as a meth lab. She found out about it when the DEA busted the occupants and condemned the house.

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Denver Post Editorial

Invest in new GI Bill for U.S.

The Post supports a new GI Bill that would pay for college for American servicemen and women. It is a great idea and members of the military certainly deserve it.

The Post, however, mocks G.W. Bush for his concern for how the GI Bill will be funded. The Post, with its Devil-may-care mindset, argues that since the U.S. spends billions and billions of dollars on an unnecessary war, what's a few more billion? 

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May 18, 2008

I love this simile

I'm reading "Getting Things Done," by David Allen.

He suggests trying to make your mind like water.

"Imagine throwing a pebble into a still pool. How does the water respond? The answer is totally appropriately for the force and mass of the input; then it returns to calm. It doesn't overeact or underreact."

If there is a Chinese symbol for that, I think I'll have it tattooed on my back.

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Hootie and the Blowfish Lyric o' the Day

She went in the back to get high

I sat down on my couch and cried.

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Denver Post Sports - Mark Kiszla

Seizing a moment in life's victory

Ralston Valley High School won the state 4-A baseball tournament. They were happy.

Especially Nate Jurney, a senior on the winning team, who has cancer but still plays baseball.

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Denver Post Perspective - Ellen Schroeder Mackey

Sun and a dose of ingenuity

Mackey shills for government funding of alternative power.

I really enjoyed this article, however, because it starts out discussing an alligator farm in the mountains of Colorado. A couple of entrepreneurs are using hot springs in the high desert mountains to raise tilapia and meet a demand for fish. Then they brought in alligators to help dispose of the fish they can not sell. Tourists pay to visit the alligators and buy stuff.

It's brilliant. It meets a market need. It makes money. It is a win-win situation and the proprietors deserve praise.

And they did it all without a government subsidy. That's where Mackey misses the point.

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Denver Post - Mike Keefe's Cartoon

War Sacrifices

Keefe takes another shot at G.W. Bush. And Bush deserves this one.

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Denver Post Colorado Voices - Laurelin Kruse

Caught in the middle of the college aid game

Ms. Kruse is a graduating high school senior. She will be attending Yale in the fall, so she is much smarter than me.

She is young, however, and writes about how things like college cost money and how it's not fair that people have to actually pay for it.

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Denver Post Commentary - John Andrews

Guarding against grassroots tyranny

Andrews lays out his case against Centennial, the Denver suburb and town of his residence, becoming "home rule."

He quotes Clint Bolick, who said "Local governments are like vampires: they operate best under cover of darkness."

Bolick wrote Grassroots Tyranny: The Limits of Federalism.

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Denver Post Commentary - Susan Barnes-Gelt

Citizens and architects

Barnes-Gelt praises some young architects that espouse "the primacy of the public realm; the relationship of buildings to one another; and the quality of connections to adjacent districts and neighborhoods."

Sounds good to me - Lots of flowery words that don't really mean anything until you start implementing them.

I wonder how many of the architects have read "The Fountainhead," by Ayn Rand? The main character is an architect that doesn't care about the "primacy of the public realm," but designs buildings people want to use.

That seems like a good goal all by itself.

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Denver Post Editorial

Tough break for Cole students here illegally

The Post laments that high school students, illegally in the United States, don't get in state tuition for college. Perhaps the Post should be glad that those same illegal students got a free high school education.

Look on the bright side, fellas.

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Denver Post Editorial

Gas prices drive need for transit

I think they mean "mass-transit" or "public-transit," but we'll let that slide.

The Post is still enamored with the concept that higher prices on anything means people will consume less of it. As they grapple with this basic economic premise, the fail to grasp others.

For instance, the Post declares "Cheap gas is a thing of the past," without any acknowledgement that in real prices (adjusted for inflation), the price of gas fluctuates up and down, even if the nominal cost rises. See this for more on the history of the real price of gasoline.

Even in real terms, the price of gas is at or near the all time high. All time highs rarely sustain themselves. The price will drop as people find alternative methods for energy. It's called the law of supply and demand, and it does not need the government to help it along.

The Post fails to recognize this. The Post concludes that "[n]ow would be the ideal time to invest in sustainable, cleaner transit systems."

What they mean by "invest" is for the government to spend money on public projects. That's not necessary. When the government "invests," it distorts markets. Just look at the ethanol debacle. How's that working out for poor people that like to eat things like corn?

The private sector will take care of the problem. Why? Because some can and will make money developing an alternative to gas. Let them do it without government regulation.

I know the Post means well. It is just wrong.

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Rocky Mountain News "Speakout"

Finally, real progress on the I-70 mountain corridor

-Kevin Malley, Clear Creek County commissioner

People love going to the mountains, and I-70 is the biggest road that takes people there. It gets really crowded, especially on weekends.

According to Malley, the Colorado Department of Transportation is going to fix the bottlenecks and a committee is going to study high speed transit. Good luck.

I rarely take I-70 into the mountains myself. I take US 285 and head toward Salida. I don't encourage that for others. You might slow me down.

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Rocky Mountain News Editorial

Ready, set - debate

"Republican Bob Schaffer wants to engage Democrat Mark Udall in a series of seven open-ended, loosely structured debates this summer as the two Coloradans vie for the seat of retiring U.S. Sen. Wayne Allard.

"The model: The legendary Lincoln-Douglas debates of 1858...

"During each of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, the first candidate spoke for an hour, his opponent was allowed 90 minutes to respond, and then the first speaker had 30 minutes to make a final rebuttal. Not exactly a riveting evening for the casual political observer."

Nope, but they should still do it.  As long as they have an intermisson. With some concessions in the lobby.

Apparently Udall is balking at the suggestion. Sack up, Mark, and let's see if you can handle it.

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May 17, 2008

BlueCarp on the Radio Tonight

And it has nothing to do with politics or this blog.

BlueCarp's alter-ego, Dave Williams, will be providing color commentary for the Colorado Crush arena football game tonight. Nate Kreckman will be doing the play-by-play.

In the Denver metro area, you can hear us on 1510 AM, KCKK, Mile High Sports Radio, and online throughout the world. 

Kickoff is 6 p.m. at Pepsi Center. The Crush take on the Cleveland Gladiators.

Former Broncos QB is a part owner of the Crush, and former Cleveland Browns QB Bernie Kosar is part owner of the Gladiators. Neither will suit up tonight.

 

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Denver Post Commentary

Editorial

Happy bike trials, Denver

The Post is amazed at how supply and demand actually works. Gas prices get higher, fewer people buy gas. When they don't buy gas, they use alternative power, like bicycles. This concept amazes the Post and they are pleasantly surprised.

Robert Coombe Guest Commentary

Governor's higher-ed funding plan simply the right thing

 Coombe is the Chancellor of the University of Denver, a private school. He tells CU and other public schools to quit whining for public money and get out and raise funds from private sources. I'm paraphrasing, of course, but Coombe's overall point is correct.

Mike Keefe's Cartoon

2008 Farm Bill

Congress drops money on big farms. It's all corporate welfare, and it's all bad. Keefe is right on this one.

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Rocky Mountain News Commentary

Editorial

A tale of two paths in the middle east

 In sum: Israel is a democracy with problems. Its Arab neighors are oppressive dictatorships with more problems. Good luck over there.

Greg Dobbs Guest Column

A troubled 'peace process'

 Today's RMN editorial theme: Boy, things really suck in the middle east.

Dave Kopel Column

At 'Westword,' the sh-- must go on: Substance too often makes way for scurrility

"Scurrility?" Did the copy editor break out the thesaurus?

Kopel points out that Denver's weekly alternative newspaper uses curse words. Most of the time, they are not necessary and not funny.

Ed Stein's Cartoon

Unwavering Support

Stein takes a shot at G.W. Bush.

Bill Johnson Commentary

What a shame that a court has to uphold love

Bill writes about the California Supreme Court's decision to recognize homosexual marriage. He somehow equates state approval of a legal relationship (marriage) with "upholding love."

That's quite the disconnect.

If two people are in love, what the hell does the State have to do with it? Yes, I know that State recognition of a marriage carries many legal benefits. None of those benefits has anything to do with love.

Love is between two people. The State is not part of the equation. Bill knows that, but he obfuscates the issue by saying 'The issue here is love, it is about unselfish commitment. It is a shame that any court in this country actually has to uphold either."

The issue has nothing to do with love, Bill.

The State's approval has nothing to do with either love or unselfish commitment. Those two things exist or they do not without State acknowledgment.

The State's approval conveys legal status. Not love. Let's separate the hokey emotion from reality.

 

 Bernie Lincicome Sports Column

Female Sports Heroes Vanishing

Not really. Two great female sports figures retired: Justine Henin and Annika Sorenstam. That hardly equates with all the rest of their sex vanishing, sports heroes or not.

Shleprock writes "that at least it wasn't lovely Natalie Gulbis and gorgeous Maria Sharapova, whose game credentials are nearly as thin as are [Danica] Patrick's." Of course he's being snarky, but to disparage Sharapova by comparing her with Patrick is absurd.

Patrick has won one IRL event. That's good. She should be congratulated, and has been.

Sharapova has won three different grand slam tennis events: Wimbledon, the U.S and the Australian Opens. With Henin's retirement, she is now the number one ranked tennis player in the world. Shleprock should be celebrating her, not disparaging her.

 

Drew Litton's Cartoon

A season gone south

At least the Rockies share the basement with some good company.

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May 16, 2008

An Excellent Video

Why the United States is not a democracy, nor should it be.

 

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The difference between believers and Mike Rosen

 

Actually, there are many.

There is one fundamental, huge difference, however.

Rosen, in regard to Republican dissatisfaction with the nomination of John McCain, wrote:

[Rush] Limbaugh's argument, essentially, is that it would be better for the GOP to lose the presidency with a true-blue conservative in 2008 than compromise its principles. I'm afraid he confuses movements with political parties. Ideology is about ideas; politics is about winning elections.

What good is winning if you have to join the other team to do it? What good is a victory obtained at the cost of selling your soul?

Either you fight for an idea, win or lose, or you just fight for the sake of it.

Rosen just wants to win, even if it means supporting an anti-free speach big government candidate who, for some reason, calls himself a Republican.

Some people actually want to advance the cause of liberty and freedom. And fighting that fight means we are going to lose sometimes.

Rosen is like the battered woman that won't leave her husband no matter how bad she gets treated. Rosen loves his party, even though it is cheating on him and has abandoned all the reasons he purports to love it.

The sensible thing to do is let the Republican Party go. It has already left him. There is no reason to cling to something that walked out on you and is never coming back.

While Rosen is a lost cause, others can still be saved. If you are a disaffected Republican, leave your abusive relationship with the Republican Party. Join the Libertarian Party. We won't abandon you.

 

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Today's Commentary - Denver Post

 

Editorial

The next step for witnesses

 "The jury that sat in judgment of Sir Mario Owens sent an unmistakable message: Witness killings will not be tolerated."

 Was there some school of thought out there that witness killing would be tolerated? How about nonwitness killings? What is the school of thought on that? Are any messages necessary for nonwitness killings? Or are we pretty clear they will not be tolerated either?

*****BlueCarp's Five Star Column of the Day*****

David Harsanyi: You call this a political party?

 I love this guy. He calls out the Republicans because "The GOP offers no coherent policy, no leadership, no imagination, no principles and, most important, it offers no choice."

 He is absolutely right.

 Believers in limited government and free markets should abandon the Republican party. It has abandoned you already.

 By hanging on, you are like the jilted girlfriend that sits by the phone hoping your old boyfriend will change his mind and call you back. He won't be calling. He's moved on.

 It's time for those in the libertarian wing of the Republican party to move on, as well.

Join the Libertarian Party. We welcome you. And we actually have principles in which we abide.

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Mike Keefe's cartoon: Raining on Hillary's parade

 John Edwards' endorsement of Obama just more bad news for HilRod.

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Today's Commentary - Rocky Mountain News

 

Editorials

Still a bad bill - Farm Bill another example of congressional excess

 Yes, it is. Welfare for rich people is absurd. Corporate subsidies make less sense than corporate taxation. The Congress pays out money for votes. It's a quid pro quo, and it is our fault for not only letting them do it, but participating in the process.

 The farm bill also continues the subisidy for ethanol, among the worst ideas since New Coke.

Obama talks about "change." The only real change is to reject the two party system.

 

Bush went overboard in Nazi reference

 I disagree. Too much is made of Bush's comment that

"Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before. As Nazi tanks crossed into Poland in 1939, an American senator declared: 'Lord, if only I could have talked to Hitler, all of this might have been avoided.' We have an obligation to call this what it is - the false comfort of appeasement, which has been repeatedly discredited by history."

What is wrong with that statement? It's correct. Now, the jump Bush made from anti-appeasement to pre-emptive war is too far for Evel Kneivel to make. That is a different argument.

Bush did not call out Obama in his statement. Lots of people think appeasement works. Bush called out that entire group. If Obama fits into that group, then [cliche alert!], the shoe fits.

Addendum: If I state that being fat is unhealthy, am I calling out Rosie O'Donnell? No. I'm just stating a fact. Bush called out those that think appeasement works. He did not call out Obama. Obama should have ignored it, or said: "Bush is right. I know appeasement does not work, so he wasn't talking about me."

 

Vincent Carroll: The rates we pay

  ... And the games regulators play. Regulators have their own political ends, and use their regulatory power to push them.

 

Mike Rosen: Should Hillary quit?

 Rosen rejoices in the Democrats' in fighting. He thinks it might even enable John McCain to win the Oval Office. I'm not sure why Rosen thinks that good, since McCain is more of a Democrat than he is a Republican.

 I can start calling my dog a cat, but it don't make it so.

 

Ed Stein's cartoon: Affirmative Action Hire

 Ed mocks Boulder's reaction to the prospect of having a "conservative" proffessor on the faculty at CU.

 

Sports -

Bernie Lincicome: Big Brown will always pay unfair price

 Schleprock says if the Kentucky Derby winner "goes on to take the Triple Crown, there will always be the thought that he still killed the filly Eight Belles in the Kentucky Derby."

 No one has that thought. No one. Not even Bernie.

 

Drew Litton's cartoon: Rockies' Heavy Load

 Woeful Rox can't pick up where they left off.

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May 15, 2008

Country Music Lyric o' the Day

"I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison."
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Today's Commentary

Rocky Mountain News

Editorial: A hollow gesture

The U.S. Congress asked the Bush administration to stop filling up the "Strategic Petroleum Reserve" because gas prices are so high.

The Rocky asks:

If Congress really wanted to do something to add to long-term oil supplies, it would authorize additional exploration on the Outer Continental Shelf (we won't even bring up the subject of northern Alaska). But of course that would amount to meaningful action - and why do that when an empty gesture is within its reach?

The Rocky reminds that politics and pop culture intersect every day.

 As Otter said in Animal House, "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

 Bluto responded: "We're just the guys to do it."

 Bluto went on to become a United States Senator. Apparently, he's still there.

Editorial: The next president's fiscal albatross

 Congress is postponing votes on fiscal issues so Bush can't veto them. The next president will have to deal with finding money to fulfill promises.

 The Congress is a Parliament of Whores, and we keep sending them back.

SPEAKOUT, Roy Innis: Ritter tax hike will hurt poor

 Innis, the national chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality, defends his group's position against a tax on the oil and gas industry. [Cliche alert!] Politics makes strange bedfellows: A liberal group supporting Evil Big Oil?

 Could it be Innis understands that corporations are never taxed because corporations are just people? A tax on corporations = a tax on people? Or has Evil Big Oil donated lots of money to his cause?

 I don't know. Either way, a tax on Evil Big Oil is just a tax on the consumer. Innis is right about that, no matter his motiviation.

Sports -

Dave Krieger: It's time for Silent Stanley to speak up

Kreiger calls the Nuggets/Avs owner Stan Kroenke "Silent Stanley" because he rarely speaks for public consumption.

 Krieger thinks the Nuggets suck and something needs to be done. I'm not sure how Stanley talking to the media results in the Nuggets getting better, and Krieger doesn't either. Krieger's job would no doubt be easier if the Nuggets were owned by Mark Cuban or Jerry Jones, guys that [cliche alert!] never met a microphone they didn't love.

An aside: "Silent Stanley" always makes me think of my days at the University of North Carolina. There is a statue of a Confederate soldier holding a rifle at his side on the main campus. The legend is that the soldier fires his rifle every time a virgin walks by. The statue is known as "Silent Sam."

Drew Litton's cartoon: Spygate madness

 Speaking of a "situation that absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part." Doesn't Arlen Spectre have something better to do than worry about the NFL?

The Denver Post

Editorial: DNC needs to be city's main event

The democrats are having some issues raising the money to host the convention in Denver. I'm pleasantly surprised to see the Post declare "Taxpayers should not pay for a political convention." They won't, but not milking taxpayers is a rare stand for the Post.

Guest commentary from Colorado Lt. Governor Barbara O'Brien: Don't pass up Christo project

 "Internationally renowned artist" Christo wants to drape curtains over a large stretch of the Arkansas River. It is art.

The Lt. Governor is all in favor of it. The project is temporary and no public money will be spent. Some locals are against it. They are concerned about traffic, environmental impact on the river, and other assorted annoyances.

As far as I'm concerned, let the locals decide if they want to deal with it.

Mike Keefe's cartoon: Man vs. wild

 Man is destroying the world.

Sports

Mark Kiszla: Guys need some gene therapy

 Kiszla uses Annika Sorenstam's retirement at the top of her game so she can raise a family to point out that men and women are different. Thanks, Mark.

Woody Paige: Mailbag

 I'm not usually a fan of the Woodman. Most of the time he is just a professional smart-ass. But Woody is actually kind of funny and insightful in this mailbag.

 

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May 14, 2008

Today's Commentary

Rocky Mountain News

Editorial: Time for a truce

 The Rocky lays out the case against Denver District Attorney Mitch Morrissey, who is on a crusade to make a school administrator a criminal for exercising judgment. Just another example of why I'm against "law and order" types who prefer black and white rules to reasoned judgment.

Vincent Carroll: A $9 million token?

 Carroll questions whether or not a $9 million endowment at CU-Boulder to fund a "visiting chair in conservative thought and policy" is a good idea. He does not suggest an answer. In my view, if they can raise the money privately, it's a great idea. It they can't, it isn't.

Paul Campos: Our ingrained racism

 Campos tells us we are all racists. Especially Hillary Clinton. Hillary definitely made a racist comment when she said Barrack Obama couldn't win the presidency because "hard working Americans, white Americans" would not vote for him.

I might cut an average person some slack for that comment, because it is loaded with innuendo that someone less calculating might not have considered. Not Hillary. There ain't a word that comes out of her mouth that she hasn't considered 100 times. She knows exactly what she's saying.

I don't think Hillary is actually a racist. I think she is more than willing to pretend she is if she thinks it will help her win the election. That might even be worse.

Ed Stein's cartoon: Colors

 The Democrats are playing racial games.

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Bernie Lincicome: Patriots get slapped on wrist

 Schleprock complains that the NFL should have punished New England and Bill Belichick more for breaking league rules by videotaping opposing coaches during games. I think this story is about played out.

 Schleprock takes a cheap shot at the current administration in the middle of his column. He wrote: "This seems as ridiculous as declaring a mission is accomplished at least five years before it gets to the middle."

 This is a common misconception. That mission WAS accomplished. The United States DID unseat Saddam Hussein. The follow-up to that mission, replacing Saddam with somthing better is ongoing and is a huge failure. It is easier to tear something done than to build something up.

Denver Post

Editorial: Troubling issues at charter school

 The Post documents the criminal records of several teachers and administrators at a charter school. The Post's solution: The school district "ought to thoroughly investigate the school."

 Way to take a stand.

 And, of course, The Post thinks the answer is in a government investigation. It is not.

 The answer is that parents should take their kids out of the school. How hard is that? Sometimes freedom is so simple.

 Statists, like the editorial board at The Post, always look to the government for a solution. They need not.

Editiorial: City council shouldn't be part of initiative process

 The Post documents Denver City Council members grandstanding for political gain.

"The flagrant disregard of the city charter by the three council members who voted not to forward the initiative — Chris Nevitt, Judy Montero and Rick Garcia — is a display of grandstanding often relied on by elected officials."

 The Post is correct to call out Nevitt, Montero and Garcia for their actions.

Al Knight: AARP ahead in fight for handouts

 That headline says it all. The AARP may be the strongest lobbying group in the United States, and they are shameless when it comes to advocating wealth transfer from the young to the old and from the working to the retired.

 If working people are allowed to keep more of their money while they work, perhaps there would not be as many poor retired people. I love old people. I even hope to be one eventually. I just would rather not rely on government beauracracy to pay me when I get there.

David Ignatius: Centrist Arabs are becoming an endangered species

 And the Bush administration is largely responsible. Bush's policies have put "moderate" Arabs on the defensive from their radical counterparts.

 I do not think Bush lied about anything in starting the Iraq war. I think he relied upon faulty information and bad intelligence because he was predisposed to finding a reason to attack Iraq and unseat Saddam. He made a horrendous decision. We are all paying for it.

 What he has done is akin to deciding you hate your kitchen and you want to remodel it. You tear everything out. It was hard work but you did it. You celebrate your accomplishment. Then you realize you don't have the ability to put in new appliances and cabinets.

 You are left with a situation worse than you had before. Bush thinks he can still get that kitchen rebuilt. So far, he hasn't inspired any confidence.

Mike Keefe's cartoon: Crazy maverick McCain

 Keefe thinks McCain is Bush's lapdog. I don't see that at all. McCain is closer to a democrat than he is a republican. (Except, of course, for his support of the Iraq war).

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Woody Paige: Ridicule tops this Nuggets survey

 Woody mailed in his column by printing readers' responses to his last column. Does he still get paid for that?

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May 13, 2008

Today's Commentary

Rocky Mountain News

Editorial: Vacancy crisis

 Colorado has only four of seven federal district judge positions filled.  The Rocky wants the vacancies filled. What's the hold up? Politics.

Vincent Carroll: Propagandists

 The Rocky's chief editorialist calls out Michael Huttner as a democratic strategist more interested in winning elections that telling the truth. Unfortunately, most politicians care more about winning than the truth. That's one reason I'm a Libertarian. No one can ever accuse me of trying to win an election. At least not yet.  Any win based on lies will be shortlived. I'm more interested in long term change. Spreading the message of freedom is more important than winning elections to me. One of these days, the search for truth will result in victory.

Mike Rosen: Better choices for GOP

 This one is a few days old, but Rosen makes a comment about boorish Bruce Campbell that caught my attention:

Bruce is a dogmatic absolutist who tends to behave like an anti-social boor and gives Republicans a bad name. Maybe he should change parties and give Libertarians a bad name.

No thank you.

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Dave Kreiger: No lack of manure in NBA's 'farm system'

 USC basketball player O.J. Mayo allegedly took money from an agent before and while playing college hoops. It's just one more example of how markets always work. If someone is willing to pay Mayo, or anyone else that generates income, any rule attempting to make that payment illegal just creates a black market. The market will exist. Attempting to make it go away by rule is simplistic and absurd.

 

Denver Post

Editorial: Flats secrecy taken too far

 The Post is concerned that the government might screw up by scanning paper documents into digital format. They, like the frozen caveman lawyer, are frightened and confused by this technology. Somehow, however, the Post trusts government to run health care.

David Harsanyi: The government's sorta-kinda-maybe logic

 Harsanyi nails it again. The federal Drug Czar, John Walters, has a useless, yet expensive and counterproductive, job: "No one is saying, of course, that it's easy being a figurehead of a cost-inefficient organization charged with implementing the biggest domestic policy disaster since Prohibition."

Harsanyi will be a speaker at the Libertarian National Convention in Denver later this month. 

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May 12, 2008

Today's Commentary

Rocky Mountain News

Editorial: Quaffing in the parks

 The RMN editorial board discusses a proposal to make it easier to drink in Denver's public parks. They are neither for it nor ag'in it. It needs more study. Wow. Why bother writing an editorial that doesn't take a position?

Editorial: Maybe they really mean 'snob'

Why is "elite" considered a perjorative term, at least among politicians pandering to the masses? Because they are pandering. To the masses. And by definition, the masses are not the elite. Count me among the masses. Yo soy solamente Dave.

Speakout, Diana Z. Furmansky: Many still find it difficult to discuss struggles with mental illness

 Zurmansky is correct. Mental illness has a stigma. It shouldn't. It should be discussed and it is nothing of which to be ashamed. I am clinically depressed. Anti-depressants have helped me tremendously. So has talk therapy on various ocassions. If you have an issue that may originate with your brain chemistry, see a doctor. There is no shame in getting better. There is no shame in needing help. We all need help at different times and for different reasons.

Sports -

Dave Kreiger: Calling it quits never easy

 Several famous professional athletes are at the end of the line here in Denver. Rod Smith, John Lynch, Joe Sakic and Peter Forsberg are highlighted.

Bernie Lincicome: Roy isn't right fit as Avs coach

 Surprise. Lincicome wrote another negative column. He's like the poor kid in the Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm cartoon (the one when they are teenagers, not babies), Schleprock. Poor Schleprock was such a downer, a small thundercloud was always over his head, raining on him.

Dusty Saunders: Collins remains top NBA analyst

 The Rocky's semi-retired television writer likes Doug Collins. Too bad his son, Chris Collins, played at Dook. Chris was perfect Dookie. A slow white guard that acted like he was being attacked by bees whenever he made a moderately good play. Even Dick Vitale, an avowed Dookie lover, once said "calm down, son, don't hurt yourself" after such a display by the younger Collins.

The Denver Post

Editorial: Greener farm bill also better

 The Post is in favor of government tweaking with the economy by playing with subsidies for farmers. They are wrong. The only good subsidy is an expired subsidy.

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Woody Paige: Pick and roll with it

 The Woodman discusses multiple trades and other personnel moves the Nuggets might make this offseason. The Nuggets won't take him up on his suggestions.

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Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson ...

Are together in an upcoming Snoop video. I wonder how they could see with all the smoke in the room.
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Thanks, Whitney!

Today, I'm the featured reader on Pop Candy, the entertainment and pop culture blog on USA Today, written by Whitney Matheson. It's the best pop culture blog in existence.
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May 11, 2008

Today's Commentary

The Rocky Mountain News

Editorial: The car-seizure ordinance

 The RMN has this one correct. Police do not need additional discretionary power.

Ed Stein's cartoon: Voice from the grave.

 Yep, Hillary is dead. Politically, anyway. This time. But like Michael Myers in the Halloween movies, a sequel is inevitable.

The Denver Post

Editorial: Weakened Ritter needs to rebuild.

 The Post laments Democratic Governor Bill Ritter's inability to pass legislation for more fee and tax increases.

Mike Keefe's cartoon: The Demozoic era.

Colorado Voices, Priscilla Dann-Courtney: Shackles and lace

 A mom escorts her 16 year old son to juvenile court. The moral of the story: When a law enforcement officer asks for your name, give it to him. Never give an officer a reason to hassle you. Make him invent one.

Ed Quillen: $10 a gallon? Great!

 Ed is an old timer from up in the mountains. I've had the pleasure of drinking a beer with Ed at the Victoria Tavern in Salida. In this column, he extols the virtue of expensive gas. The higher the price, the lower the demand. If  only more liberals understood basic economics.

Mike Kiszla: Roy knows the way to the top.

 Hall of Fame goalie Patrick Roy has his sweater hanging from the rafters of Pepsi Center. The Avs need a new head coach. Should Roy take a spot behind the bench? Most great players have not made great coaches.

Woody Paige: Happy Mothers of sports.

 An obligatory Mothers' Day piece. Yawn.

Jim Armstrong: Playoffs prove Paul real MVP.

 Yeah, except they don't vote for the MVP based on the playoffs. It only covers the regular season. So, except for your premise, you have a point.

Special Bonus Commentary

James J. Kilpatrick: It remains to be AARRGGH!

 I love Kilpatrick's columns on the English language. This time, he points out that the phrase "it remains to be seen" applies to everything that has not yet happened.  Then, he points out that the phrase "the fact is..." is rarely followed by a fact.

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May 05, 2008

Thanks for Clearing That Up...

Barbara Walters is on the talk show circuit pimping her memoir, "Audition."

According to USAToday, the book "includes her romances with two Republican senators (at different times) . . .."

Thanks for that paranthetical. The thought of Walters in a threesome might induce nightmares.

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May 02, 2008

Quote of the Day . . . and more

"Democrats aren’t disciplined at anything; that’s why they’re Democrats."

 ---  Robert Reich, Former Secretary of Labor under Bill Clintion, on the Freakonomics blog.

* Reich also quoted Oliver Wendell Holmes, who wrote “taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society.”

Absolutely. And you can't stay warm without heat. But too much heat will kill you.

* He also said: "[Taxes should pay] for what we need in order to be safe and productive." Allow me to dissect that by deleting the part about safety: "[Taxes should pay] for what we need in order to be . . . productive." That is doublespeak.

He actually said that taxes help make us productive. That is a non sequitur. Profits make us productive. Taxes take away profits.

Yes, taxes are necessary. No, they do not make us productive.

If he means that the government can be productive with the money it collects in taxes, I would like to see an example. Show me any aspect of the economy where the government is more productive than the private sector.

* I have to give the man props for knowing something, however: "I don’t think the candidates should feed the current frenzy against free trade."

* Okay, I agree with him when he says:

As I’ve argued in my latest book, Supercapitalism, corporations are not citizens and should not be treated as such. They’re contracts, pieces of paper. Hence, there should not be corporate criminal liability; corporations shouldn’t pay income taxes; corporations should have no right to sue the federal government; corporations should have no constitutional rights.

Let's see Barack and Hillary support that part about corporations not paying income taxes.

Reich is correct. Corporations don't pay taxes. People pay taxes. If a corporation is taxed, either its shareholders, labor or its customers pay it. Shareholders, labor and customers are people. Therefore, corporate taxes are taxes on individuals.

* Amen, brother:

The most important thing we can do to reduce global poverty is to end agricultural price supports and eliminate tariffs and quotas on agricultural commodities coming into the U.S. These make it difficult if not impossible for developing nations’ farmers to sell their produce on world markets. They also raise food prices for U.S. consumers, and drain the Treasury of money needed for other purposes.

In other words, protectionism is bad.

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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's Pacifist Man!

The new comic book movie "Iron Man" - starring Robert Downey, Jr., Jeff Bridges and Gwyneth Paltrow - debuts today. Downey plays a billionaire genius arms dealer who has a change of heart about his business and tries to undo the harm he has done while a "merchant of death."

The website "Spirituality & Practice" does movie reviews. (Who knew?) Their conclusion on the movie:

Considering that the U.S. remains the number one arms dealer in the world, it's pleasing to see one person give up the business of making a profit on the death of others. It would be even nicer to see a superhero who is a nonviolent pacifist creatively spreading peace.

I doubt such a superhero would have much economic viability.

No one would spend money on a comic where the hero stands by and lets the evil genius blow up an orphans' hospital because he is a pacifist. I do not believe that frames of a guy in tights and a cape meditating for the souls of the innocent dead would do much for the fanboy populace.

Although taking a former pacifist and turning him into a vigilante has some appeal. He would be known as "Paci - FIST."

Thank you very much. I'm here all week.

 

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Say What?

I love hyperbole more than anything in the world, but ESPN Radio takes it to an absurd level.

They run promos that declare themselves "everything all the time."

That doesn't even make sense. Are they doughnouts on New Year's Eve? Are they spider monkeys on July 4th? Are they fruitcake on Christmas?

No, they are not.

Hence, they are not "everything all the time."

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May 01, 2008

It's a Team Sport, Ladies

U.S. sprinter Marion Jones was stripped of her Olympic medals for use of performance enhancing drugs. No one complains about that.

Jones' also won several medals for her participation on relay teams. Not only was Jones' stripped of her relay medals, so were her relay teammates.

Several of those teammates are suing to keep their medals.

Mark Levenstein, their attorney, said ""These are good people who didn't do anything wrong." I agree.

They should be very upset with Marion. They should also give back the medals.

In basketball, if one player gets a technical, his entire team suffers. If football, if one player clips another, his entire team suffers. In baseball, if one guy bats out of order, his entire team suffers. In hockey, if one guy gets a penalty, his entire team suffers.

That's why they call it a "team." Sometimes, a teammate can let you down. Marion let down her teammates. They have to pay the price for her transgressions.

 

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Quote of the Day

Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat - the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves and makes his first sound as a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words.

-- John Wayne, as Davy Crockett in the 1960 movie "The Alamo."

I especially like the part about being drunk or sober. It's not the government's job to make "good" choices for its people.
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