The 64th Annual Golden Globes
* Justin Timberlake, fresh off his hit parody "D*** in a Box, presented the second award, for Best Original Song in a Motion Picture. Prince won for "Happy Feet."
After announcing the winner, several moments passed before Justin realized the Purple one was not present to accept the award.
Justin bent his knees, making himself about a foot shorter, and accepted the award on behalf of Prince.
* Presenter David Spade was introduced as "the star of The Showbiz Show." I don't think The Showbiz Show has been on in a while. I think it has been, as they say in showbiz, "axed." But I guess when the other choices are "Joe Dirt" and "The Benchwarmers," a cancelled cable show is not a bad way to go.
* Tina Fey appeared all dolled up, but she did not wear her glasses. Tina Fey without her glasses is like Barry Bonds without steroids. It's what makes them beautiful. Put the specs back on, Tina. We love all four of your eyes.
* Patricia Arquette was nominated for Best Actress in a Television Drama for her role in "Medium." It has been a long time since she played the lovable call girl Alabama Worley in "True Romance."
Edie Falco was also nominated in this category for her part in "The Sopranos." How can this be? "The Sopranos" has not been on television in years. Kyra Sedgwick won for her performance as "The Closer." I still have not seen this, but I can not believe she can be that good as a Major League Baseball relief pitcher.
* Will Ferrell was in the audience, sporting a whiteman 'fro. He looked like he was auditioning to play Greg Brady.
* It was only appropriate that Sean Combs, known to have lit a few joints in his time, handed the trophy for Best Supporting Actress in a Television Drama to Emily Blunt.
* Annette Bening and Warren Beatty look like somebody's grandparents. Somebody's really good looking grandparents, but grandparents nonetheless.
* Eddie Murphy won for Best Supporting Actor in a Musical for his role in "Dreamgirls." He's come a long way from "Party All the Time."
* Bill Nighy won an award. I remember when he was just "Bill Nighy, the Science Guy."
* Cameron Diaz is sporting a jet black hairdo. I hope the 'do is for a role. She looks like Ashlee Simpson's other sister.
* Geena Davis and James Woods presented together. Poor James. Geena is a half a foot taller than he is.
* They just showed Prince in the audience. He must have been late. I wonder if Justin has given him the trophy yet.
*Hugh Grant just recognized Prince and asked him to take a bow. I did not see the trophy on Prince's table. Justin may have brought sexy back, but he has not given Prince his trophy back.
