Aren't They All Like That?
In today's Rocky Mountain News, Erika Gonzalez laments Britney Spears' recent skanky ways.
Ms. Gonzalez wants Ms. Spears to clean up her act, and points to Christina Aguilera as an example of whom to emulate: "Consider Christian Aquilera, who with her piercings and crotchless chaps was once a walking billboard for stripper-wear."
Ms. Gonzalez fashion advice is unassailable, but her knowledge of cowboy lore is lacking.
All chaps are crotchless. Otherwise, they would be pants.