At the Avalanche Game
* For my money, the Kiss Cam alone is worth the price of admission.
* Ricky Williams was flipping channels and became a hockey fan for a few minutes. He thought the Avs had a goal disallowed because of a "Thai stick."
* You know who is really hurt by liberal immigration laws? The American hockey player. These poor guys from Eastern Europe come over here and take our jobs!
You dont have to pay them anything. They are happy to have electricity and indoor plumbing, much less pocket money and cable TV.
And when the Olympics come around, what do these ungrateful Sons of Bulgaria do? They return to their backassward backwaters of the former Soviet Union and play for their home country!
If they love their Motherland so much, maybe they should just play hockey there all the time.
KEEP HOCKEY AMERICAN.